wartortles:

im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now

(via backintooblivion)

Sound when people start blaming you for fucking things up when all you’re waiting for is an apology that you fucking deserve. Unreal how much people can wrap people around there fingers with a fucking pet lip. Yeah well fucking what about me?! Yeah no one gives a shit.

sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

(via i-drugged-your-coffee-jawn)

(Source: theunsinkableship, via misspeetabread)

Answer:

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. so is your scruffy little face :)

That moment when you are sleepy and don’t want to sleep so you get retarded.

sodamnrelatable:

THATS ME TRIGHT NOW v

 

(Source: keishaissooawesome)